Why I love my mother

No, this is no where near sappy. I don't have your average mother. Doug came into my room with an "eviction notice" today. haha. I'm going to quote it for you

Eviction and How it Affects You

Dear Tenant,

As you know, your account is now or soon will be in "Eviction Status". It's possible that you may not know about or understand the ramifications of what it means to be the subject of an eviction proceeding. Below is a list of easy to understand concequences a person will face as a result of a legal eviction:

1. Eviction Court. This can be a humiliating experience and also matter of permanent public record
2. Dispossession. You will be forcibly removed from the premises. This can be a humiliating experience and also a matter of of permanat public record.
3. Judgement(s). Your credit rating will be severly damaged. This may also result in:
• A collection process until your debt is paid in full
• Possible seizure of assests you may own, including bank accounts
• garnisment of wages
• Notification of credit bureaus causing inability to qualify for lines of credit, including credit cards, car loans, and mortgages.
• Notification of National Tenant Reporting Services causing inability to qualify for rental housing (Most quality rentals require credit and tenant screening)

We understand that you are having diffuculties paying your rent or complying with your lease agreement.

We sincerely hope you will be able to resolve any problems you are currently experiencing and bring your account out of eviction status.

Sincerely,

Owner/Manager

Mom

That made me laugh. Its funny. Mom yells out from the computer room, "I'm calling from nine am to nine pm every day too until i get my money!"

We pick on mom. People think its horrible. They don't get that mom has the same sense of humor. Where do you think we got it? She can throw it right back at us. We may seem disrespectful to our mother, but you just don't know the other side of the story. haha.